lepospondyl:

georgebbwbush:

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving “I NEED A FAT BITCH” into a tree instead of “CROATOAN”

loopingpyre:

maskeraith:

This line from lysandres wiki is so funny his motivations are truly incomprehensible

Never let them know your next move

anonymousalchemist:

ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.

energyprison:

cats are alayws like could you kiss me on my little head please? [0.2 seconds without response] okay. time for punching to death then

nailgunstigmata:

hes an old man to YOU to me hes a beautiful young maiden. and also an old man

adjoint-law:

yorickish:

yorickish:

this wasn’t a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

glas-onion:

🧟‍♀️Yakuza: Dead Souls - Movie Night 🍿🖥

childhoodgrave:

son-of-a-frostgiant:

🏖

ratliker1917:

ratlicker1917:

ratliker1917:

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.